Welcome to the Premier Reggae Airhorn Review Site on Most of the Internet?

You obviously want to get fuckin hype, unless you are professor who is collecting data and trying to remain impartial to the fact that it is frickin sweet that there are so many reggae air horn applications available on the Android platform.  And if you are a professor who is here to study, I vow to craft my reviews as scientifically accurate as possible so that your research can be accurate and we can help humanity adavance together.

Here are my promises to you, dear reader:

1)  By the time this page is complete (est. DOWWWSBC (Date of World Wide Web Site Being Completed, for those of you who don't surf the 'net much) August 24, 2032), I vow that this will be the place to go when pondering reggae airhorn apps*.

2)  In an effort toward product consistency, this site will be presenting reviews of reggae airhorn apps and maybe some commentary, op-ed style, pertaining to reggae airhorn apps** and how they touch peoples' lives.  What we will not be, however, is some juvenile World Wide Web clearinghouse of nonsense akin to www.nickelodeon.com  or www.gop.org.  This site exists to bring you the best in reviews of cutting edge reggae airhorn apps, and we intend stick to that mission.  That being said, sometimes there will be guest writers who are allowed to go off topic a bit.  These will be people who I deeply admire, and as to avoid offending their sensitive artist souls, I won't be too strict about content with guest writers.

3)  Rap air horns will also be discussed.  And the occasional airhorn app that identifies neither with the reggae or rap genres, but would still sound bubblin' hot blasted over a dancehall version dubplate.  COMAGAIN SEE-LEH-CTAH!!!

4)  I promise there will be no ads until it seems like a profitable option.  At that point, I will be completely open to you using ad blocking software, but I will certainly include coding in the page that detects the ad blocking software and asks you for a shame donation.

5)  From time to time I will be including original graphics created by me on this website.  I solemnly vow that I will do my best to create as many of these images as I can in MSPaint, and for the times when that is not feasible, I vow to somehow make the graphics shitty in other ways.

So there you have it.  Welcome to the internet's premier source for hard-hitting reviews of Android reggae airhorn apps, and nothing but ace airhorn android app reviews.  Well, aside from the guest columns, which could be about almost anything.


*For the Android smartphone operating system.  I simply lack the resources or know-how to start exploring the wild west that is reggae airhorn apps for iOS or Blackberry or DOS Mobile.

**Again, we're talking about reggae airhorn apps for the Android only.  I just figured I would reiterate it if you were headed to a reggae DJ gig, realized you didn't have any good airhorn samples, and used your iPhone to look up reviews on this site so you could rock the party.  If I wasn't clear about the Android-only nature of the myriad apps I will be reviewing, that could potentially ruin your gig.